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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Humor Doeth Good Like a Medicine!

A dear friend sent these to me today and started my day with a smile. Especially since I had just gotten back from witnessing the birth of my first Grandson. Have a good chuckle...it's therapeutic!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.

TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
RYAN: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.

TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
HUNTER: Me !

TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BETH: I is...........
TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
BETH: All right. ........"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it ! ; Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
MACY: No M’am, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested? PARKER: A Teacher


"GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC."

4 Comments:

At 9:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicve one Susan, gave me a good chuckle!
Best wishes,
Chris

 
At 12:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny!

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Vogt Family said...

A good laugh. I clipped the humor and sent it along to my daughter-inlaw for her to start another semester as a teacher. I am sure she will get a hoot when she reads it.
Eric

 
At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I figure that if you take the time to update your blog, whoever stops and looks at it, should take the time to say something. So, here is my something, very nice. Changes my mind as my wife is furiously battling MM. Take care.
Richard from Montreal, QC, Canada.

 

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